Because, honestly, who needs actual mental health? We've got justifications, and they're all you'll ever need!
Procrastination is just my brain's way of telling you I'm actually doing important thinking work in my head. Like, really important thinking. Like, "Should I eat a sandwich or watch cat videos?" important.
I'm conserving energy for more important things, like playing video games and eating Cheetos. It's science.
And don't even get me started on why I'm single...