Justifications & Methods of Bribing with Donuts

For the uninitiated, bribing with donuts is an art form that requires finesse, tact, and a strong stomach. Herein lies a comprehensive guide to the justifications and methods behind this delicate practice.

• The "I'm-a-Just-Really-Really-Really- Hungry" Justification
• The "I-Will-Do-Whatever-You-Want" Justification
• The "I-Can-Sell-You-Out" Justification

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