Energy

Because who needs a functioning society when you have a functioning coffee machine?

Our energy is sourced from the most reliable and sustainable source: your aunt's cat's hairballs.

Our team of expertly trained hamsters will convert the kinetic energy released from these hairballs into a usable form of electricity.

We're not just a energy provider, we're a hairball farmer.

Visit our Hairball Farm to learn more about our process.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Hamster Overlords to see the true rulers of our operation.