The Classic "We're Not Lazy" Excuse
We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things, like binge-watching cat videos.
Subpage: Energy Conservation Methods
The "It's Not My Job" Defense
Someone else is supposed to do it, right? That's what I keep telling myself.
Subpage: Deflection Techniques
The "We're Just Waiting for Inspiration" Cop-out
We're not procrastinating, we're just waiting for the muse to strike. Like, any minute now...
Subpage: The Art of Waiting for Inspiration