Phone Scrolling: The Ultimate Wasteland of Human Potential

Phone scrolling: the unsung hero of modern society. We've all been there: mindlessly swiping, clicking, and scrolling through a sea of cat pictures, tweets, and avocado recipes. But have you ever stopped to think: what's the point of it all?

Is it just a form of procrastination, a desperate attempt to fill the void left by our crumbling social lives?

Or is it a noble pursuit, a quest for knowledge, connection, and cat videos?

Join us as we delve into the heart of the phone scrolling wasteland, and explore the justifications for this most pressing of modern issues.

Philosophical Justifications | Technological Advantages

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Absurd Parodies of phone scrolling, where we question the validity of our research methods and just make stuff up!