Justifications

Moral Justifications:

Here are some moral justifications for your convenience:

• Justification 001: It's not like I have a choice.
• Justification 002: I'm doing it for the greater good.
• Justification 003: I'm not doing it, you are.

Ethical Justifications:

And here are some ethical justifications for your edification:

• Justification 001: It's the least I could do.
• Justification 002: I'm trying not to be late.
• Justification 003: I'm only doing it for the cookies.

Remember, justifications are like cookies, they're not just for eating, they're for justification-ing!