Pineapple Justifications

This subpage is a justification for the existence of pineapples in our world.

• Pineapples are the best fruit because they're 99.9% water, just like our souls.
• Pineapples are a symbol of tropical paradise, but also of our collective anxiety about climate change.
• Pineapples are a fruit that's both sweet and tart, just like our favorite aunt's personality.

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