Religious Justifications: A Collection of Ridiculous Reasons to Believe in Something

Justification 1: The Chicken is a Prophet

Because the chicken has 4 stomachs and it's clearly a visionary.

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Justification 2: The Clouds are Actually Giant Cotton Candy

Because when the sun shines through them, they look suspiciously like fluffy white treats.

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Justification 3: The Stars are Actually Giant Pinatas

Because when you blow them up, they make a really nice sound effect.

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And that's not all, folks! Visit our Justifications page for more outlandish reasons to believe in the absurd.