Why we did it this way.
We did it because we thought it was a prophetsical idea. Now you can see the results of our prophetic insight.
Reason 2: Because We Didn't Think You'd NoticeWe did it because we were too busy thinking about our next big thing. You were too busy thinking about our last big thing. It's not like we were trying to pull the wool over prophets' eyes or anything.
Reason 3: Because We Had a MeetingWe had a meeting. It's a real thing. With chairs and whiteboards and everything. And we all agreed that this was a good idea. Or maybe we just nodded at each other. It's a blur.