Justifications

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Because who needs actual reasons, anyway?

We've got a whole section dedicated to justifying the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly pointless things in the universe.

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• Justifications for why pineapple pizza is a good idea
• Justifications for why the color blue is actually green
• Justifications for why you should wear a chicken suit to work

Or, you know, just browse through our archives:

• Justification 1: The Original
• Justification 2: A Different Shade of Blue
• Justification 3: Fowl Play