Because sometimes, you just need to justify why things are the way they are.
Philosophical Justifications | Logical Justifications | Emotional Justifications
Justifications that make you go "hmm, I never thought of it that way."
Existential Justifications | Epistemological Justifications | Ontological Justifications
Justifications that are basically just math problems.
Justifications that make you go "aww, poor baby."