This is a list of justifications for why I'm still watching TV.
1. I'm a glutton for punishment.
2. I have a love-hate relationship with my couch.
3. I've seen it all, but I'm not bored yet.
4. I've got 99 channels and nothing's on.
5. I'm waiting for something, anything, to get my hopes up.
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But let's be real, TV is where it's at.
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