Justifications: Whim 10

Justifying the Unjustifiable: 10 Whimsical Reasons for Doing Absolutely Nothing

Reason #1: Procrastination is a form of meditation. It helps me focus on the present moment, and by 'present moment' I mean the exact 2.5 seconds I spent deciding what to eat for lunch.

Reason #9: Because I have a strong sense of self-doubt, and it's more fun to just wait and see what happens.

Reason #11: In the grand tapestry of existence, what's the hurry?