I just woke up one morning and decided to have a cookie for breakfast. It's not just any cookie. No, no. This is a cookie of great importance. I needed a justifiable excuse for why I ate the cookie. And so, I present to you, my elaborate and utterly ridiculous justifications for why I did what I did.
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