Procrastination is a fundamental human right, and here are some justifications:
This is the pinnacle of human achievement. The ability to do nothing is a skill that requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to ignore deadlines.
A thorough analysis of nothingness reveals that it is, in fact, everything.
Studies show that doing nothing saves time, money, and sanity. It's the most efficient use of productivity.
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