Whimsy Justifications: Because Why Not

Welcome to Whimsy Justifications, where the most ridiculous reasons become the law of the land. Browse our catalog of absurd excuses for every occasion.

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Featured Whimsy Justifications:

• I just needed to buy more shoes.
• I was allergic to productivity.
• I was recharging my creative energies.