Whimsy Feature #2: Inflated Self-Importance

Warning: excessive use of this feature may lead to feelings of inadequacy in those not using it.

For those who insist on being the center of attention, Whimsy Feature #2 is here to help. This feature is designed to make you look like the smartest, most interesting person in the room.

With its patented (totally-not-patented) "I Am The Greatest" algorithm, Whimsy Feature #2 will analyze your every action and provide real-time feedback on your level of awesomeness.

Features include:

• Auto-generated witty one-liners for every occasion
• Real-time ego boosting through carefully calibrated self-praise
• Customizable levels of self-importance for maximum flexibility

Don't believe the haters, Whimsy Feature #2 is the key to unlocking your full potential. Try it out and see for yourself!

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