Why Justify Your Spouse

For the sake of marital harmony, and a good time

It's not just about being right, it's about being married. And being married is about being right, even when you're wrong. So, here are some reasons why justifying your spouse is the key to a happy, or at least tolerable, relationship:

1. They're not wrong, you are.
2. It's not their fault.
3. You can always blame it on the cat.
4. Justification is a skill, like playing the trombone.

Subpages:

Justifying the Cat
Blame the Weather
It's Not You, It's the Remote

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