Justifying Store

Where the logic of the universe meets the art of being wrong.

Our Products

Our flagship product is the "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode" t-shirt. It's a bestseller!

We also offer "I'd rather be gardening" gardening gloves, perfect for those who'd rather be anywhere else.

And for the truly adventurous, our "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring" compass. Because who needs Google Maps, anyway?