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Welcome to the Empty Sculpture Factory, where our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated artists will create the most underwhelming, unfulfilling, and completely unsculpable sculptures you've ever seen!
Meet our Artists Our Other Artist Client ReviewsOur Lead Sculptor
Ken-Raz, the master of nothingness, has been creating empty sculptures since he was 5 years old. His lack of talent is only matched by his confidence in his own abilities.
Ken-Raz Sculpture 101Our Moderately Talented Sculptor
Larry, the moderately talented sculptor, is only slightly less bad than Ken-Raz. He's been practicing his craft for 20 years, but still can't seem to get it right.
Larry Sculpture 101