Welcome to the Lost Sock Conspiracy, where the missing socks have finally been found, but not in the way you think.
It's not just your imagination, it's not just the washing machine, it's not just the dryer... it's a vast, interconnected network of Sock Cartels, hiding in plain sight.
We've uncovered the shocking truth: Sock Puppeteers, Sock Ninjas, and Sock Ninjas-in-Training are secretly controlling the global sock supply, manipulating the very fabric of our society.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock-Sleuthing Subpage for more information on:
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