Menu of the Moment
Today's specials include:
- Mystery Meatballs: 10% chance of actual meat, 90% chance of disappointment
- Panic Pankcakes: Because you asked for pancakes, but we're feeling particularly whimsical today
- Kitchen Napkins: For when the going gets tough, the tough get napkins
Special Requests
Do you have a specific request or dietary restriction? No problem! Simply fill out the following form: