We're not really sure what's in them, but they taste like a mix of disappointment and regret. Served in a bowl of confusion.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of appetite for human connection
- Increased risk of existential dread
- Sudden onset of spontaneous singing of "Who Let the Dogs Out"
Want to know more about our other culinary abominations?
Check out our sister menu item: Kraken Chowder.