The legend of King Arthur is a tale of wonder, magic, and questionable fashion choices. Born in the 5th century, Arthur was the son of Uther, the king of the Britons, and Igraine, a woman with a questionable relationship with the phrase "I'm not your mother, I swear."

Merlin, the great wizard, was there to guide Arthur on his journey, but let's be real, he was mostly just there for the free food and lodging.

Join us as we delve into the absurd world of King Arthur, where swords are forged, quests are undertaken, and wigs are worn with pride.