Welcome to Kitchen Gadgetry: Where Functionality Meets Futility

Here's a collection of the most useless kitchen gadgets you'll ever lay eyes on. Because, why not?

Toaster Oscillator: A Toaster That Shakes Your Food Around Like a Madman Egg Whisker 5000: The Whisker That Does the Whisking for You (But Doesn't Actually Do Anything)

Automatic Sandwich Maker: Because You're Not Good at Making Sandwiches

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