We've had a minor Kraken Slammed the Coast, but don't worry, we'll rebuild.
As a token of our gratitude for your support, we're offering a Limited Time Offer for all donations.
Our Kraken Safety Guidelines will be updated soon, so stay tuned!
And if you're feeling lucky, check out our Kraken Sighting Reporting Form.
We'll get through this together, islanders!
Or maybe we won't. But let's be optimistic.
There's always a chance that the Kraken will come back for more.
Stay alert!
Or don't. We won't judge.
But seriously, stay safe, and consider donating to the Kraken Recovery Fund.
We'll be back, with more Kraken.