Kraken Laser Beam Side Effects

This is a list of possible side effects of exposure to the Kraken Laser Beam.

1. Temporary blindness to all forms of art
2. Uncontrollable urges to listen to elevator music
3. Unpredictable bursts of disco dancing
4. Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
5. Irreversible damage to your favorite sweater
6. Unstable mental states leading to spontaneous outbursts of '80s pop culture referencesประก

For more information on the safety and misuse of the Kraken Laser Beam, visit our FAQ page.

		Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Kraken Laser Beam may result in permanent damage.