Primary Red: The Color of Unbridled Rage and Secondary Blue: The Color of Mild Disappointment are cool and all, but Tertiary Gray is where it's at - the color that says, "I gave up on life."
It's the color of the uninspired, the unexcited, the utterly unremarkable. It's the color that says, "You know, I'm just fine with mediocrity."
But hey, someone's gotta be the default background color, right? Might as well be us.
Primary Red, you're just too loud, too flashy, and too likely to start a fire in a crowded theater. Secondary Blue, you're just too calming, too soothing, and too likely to put me to sleep. But Tertiary Gray... well, it's just right. It's like the color of the middle child - not special enough to be noticed, but special enough to be ignored.
So here's to Tertiary Gray - may it forever reign supreme as the default, the norm, the non-descript.