Obsessive Labeling Techniques

Warning: this page contains excessive amounts of labeling. Prolonged exposure may cause dizziness, nausea, or spontaneous combustion.

Technique 1: Labeling Everything

Label every. single. thing.

• Label the sky: Label the Sky
• Label your cat: Label Your Cat
• Label your feelings: Label Your Feelings

Technique 2: Labeling the Obvious

Label the things that don't need labels.

• Label the chair: Label the Chair
• Label the air: Label the Air
• Label the floor: Label the Floor

Remember, the more you label, the less you think.