The Blerp Theory

Chapter 1: The Origins of Blerp

Blerp is not just a feeling, it's a philosophy. A way of life. A state of being that's hard to describe, but easy to experience.

It's like when you're eating a burrito and suddenly the cheese and beans and tortilla all come together to form a perfect, transcendent whole. Blerp is that feeling.

Or, it's like when you're on a unicycle and you're not sure if you're balancing or just wobbling. That's Blerp too.

Blerp is not something you can learn, it's something you just... feel. And once you feel it, you can't go back.