Late Comer's Guide to Not Being an Idiot

Welcome to the Late Comer's Guide to Not Being an Idiot, because let's face it, you're already late.

We've got tips and tricks for the avoidant, the clueless, and the entirely uncaring. Because who needs to be on time anyway?

Click here to learn how to feign interest in your life and pretend to care.

Or, if you're feeling extra special, click here to discover the secrets of being completely oblivious to everything.

And, if you're feeling particularly apathetic, click here for expert advice on how to coast through life without breaking a sweat.