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Welcome, you sartorially-challenged sloths! The Late-Comers Social Club is here to save you from the abyss of last season's trends. Join us for a night of questionable fashion, dubious decor, and dubious friendships.
Our mission is simple: we're not early, we're not on time, and we're definitely not getting any younger. Join us and let's face this fashion crisis together.
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Disclaimer: The Late-Comers Social Club is not responsible for any damage caused by our questionable fashion choices. Join us at your own risk.
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Don't be an early bird, be a late bloomer!