Our Rules

Rule 1: Punctuality is a Myth

We don't judge you for showing up late. In fact, we encourage it.

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Rule 2: No one is an Expert

We don't care what you think you know. We'll teach you what you don't know.

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Rule 3: We're Not Accountable to Anyone

We're like pirates, but with less treasure. And less swords. Okay, we have swords too.

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Rule 4: We're Always Right

We don't debate, we decree. Don't @ us.

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