Chapter 5: The Art of Apologies is not just a form, it's an art.
When arriving fashionably late, one must always make a grand entrance. Practice your strut. Practice your pose.
Avoid eye contact with early birds, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT, make eye contact with the host. They will see right through you. The rules are clear.
And remember, it's all about the attitude, baby! Own it.
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