Q: What is the Late Comers Social Club?

A: We're the group of people who still haven't paid their bills for the past 5 years, but we're trying.

Q: How do I join?

A: Send us a postcard with a drawing of a chicken on it, and we'll send you our password in the form of a cryptic poem.

Read our mission statement to learn more about our glorious procrastination.

Q: What is the best way to avoid being on time?

A: Our experts (by 'experts' we mean ourselves) recommend using a combination of coffee, Netflix, and a good excuse.

Browse our guide to avoidance for more details.