Meet Johnny, the king of the Latecomers Social Club. He's late to his own parties, late to meetings, and late to bed every night. But despite his tardiness, he's somehow managed to become the leader of this esteemed organization.
Johnny's philosophy is simple: "Why rush when you can stroll?" He believes that life is too short to be on time, and that the journey is more important than the destination. Or is it? Only time will tell.
Want to learn more about our illustrious leader?
Click here to read Johnny's Philosophy of Lateness See pictures of Johnny in his natural habitat: being lateMeet Bob, Carol, and Dave, the other members of the Latecomers Social Club leadership team.
Bob is our resident expert on excuses. He can spin a tale like nobody's business.
Carol is our resident expert on apologies. She can say sorry like it's her job (which it is).
Dave is our resident expert on "I'm not late, I'm just running on island time."
Click here to learn more about our team of masters of delay