The Late Comers Social Club

Our Mission Statement:

Welcome, fellow late comers, to our exclusive club where punctuality is for suckers! Our members arrive fashionably late to every event, every meeting, and every social engagement. We pride ourselves on our ability to stroll in with a confident air of "I meant to be here all along."

Join us in our quest for style, for comfort, and for the perfect blend of apologetic charm and nonchalant swagger.

Our History

Our Members:

Meet some of our esteemed members who've mastered the art of being fashionably late:

• Mr. Reginald Punctual-Pants: The king of excuses.
• Ms. Lateisha McLateface: Our resident expert on the art of "running errands" for hours.
• Baron Von Latemore: A master of the art of "just about to leave."

Become a member

Our Events:

Join us for our monthly meetings of questionable importance, where we discuss topics like "Why I'm Late," "The Art of Procrastination," and "The Best Ways to Apologize."

• Next Meeting: "The Science of Leaving on Time" (or not)
• Upcoming Event: "The Late Comers' Fashion Show" (dress code: anything but on-time)

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