Meet Tim Tardysaurus, the fearless leader of the Late Comers Social Club. Tim's mantra? "Punctuality is for the weak." His vision for the club? "A place where people can come together and forget what time it is, because honestly, it's probably not that great anyway."
Tim has been leading the club for 5 years, through countless meetings that ran late, and events that ended in the wee hours. He's a master of procrastination and has a PhD in "I'll get to it eventually."
Under Tim's leadership, the club has grown from a group of 5 scattered individuals to a robust organization of over 50 members who are all just trying to figure out how to get home before the bars close.
Want to get in touch with Tim? Try his desk, which is always covered in last week's mail, last week's pizza boxes, and last week's dreams. Email: [timtardysaurus@latecomers.com](mailto:timtardysaurus@latecomers.com)
Or, if you're feeling brave, try visiting his office, which is located in the basement, behind the dumpster, and is only accessible by climbing through the ventilation shaft.
Meet the Team:
Janet Latecomer
Vice President and Tim's partner in crime. Janet's motto? "The early bird may get the worm, but it's probably just as boring."
Read Janet's bioMarty McPunchyface
Club Secretary and official time-keeper. Marty's catchphrase? "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
Read Marty's bio