Article 1: We, the late comers, are a special kind of people.
We arrive at the party when it's already in full swing, when the champagne is flowing, and the music is pumping.
Our tardiness is not a weakness, it's a strength. We bring a unique perspective, a certain je ne sais quoi that sets us apart from the punctual crowd.
Continue reading... (Section 2: The Joy of Procrastination) Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight into (Section 3: The Art of Making Excuses)