Section 5: We're Not Sorry, We're Just Fashionably Late

We, the Late-Comers Social Club, hold the following principles sacred:

  1. We will not apologize for being late. We will not make excuses. We will simply be.
  2. Our tardiness is not a choice, it's a lifestyle.
  3. We will arrive in a cloud of dust and disarray, but we will always bring snacks.
  4. We will not be bound by the shackles of punctuality, but we will respect the clock as a mere suggestion.
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