Section 4: The Apology of the Inexcusably Fashionably Late

Dear fellow Late-Comers,

We, the Inexcusably Fashionably Late, know that punctuality is overrated.

That's why we've put together this manifesto:

• Section 3: The Joy of Showing Up Late
• Section 5: The Art of Making Excuses

We apologize for our tardiness, but we promise to make it up to you.

Sincerely, The Inexcusably Fashionably Late

PS: If you're early, we won't talk to you.