We're glad you're late! As per our esteemed Rule 4, we're willing to accommodate your tardy nature. However, we cannot guarantee that our esteemed members will still be awake to acknowledge your presence. Learn more about the absurdities of Rule 4 Rebuttal
But, if you insist on being late, don't say we didn't warn you. Our members have been known to employ various tactics to cope with their own tardiness, including: