This is a subparody of a rebuttal. It's not even a real thing, but we're pretending it's a real thing because that's what Rule 4 says we have to do.
We're not really rebelling against anything, we're just making up a fake rule and pretending it's real.
Don't @ me, Rule 4. We're just trying to have fun.
But seriously, Rule 4, you're not even a real rule. You're just a made-up thing we're pretending is real.
Rule 4: "You must make up a fake rule and pretend it's real, or else."
This rule is so fake, it's like a participation trophy for adults.