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According to eyewitnesses, the party that started at 2am and ended at 5am was actually a cover for a secret meeting of the Illuminati.

However, sources close to the club confirm that the real reason for the gathering was actually just a bunch of us trying to decide what to order for pizza.

Some of the attendees included a certain someone who shall remain nameless (you know who you are), who allegedly ate an entire pizza by themselves. We're looking at you, Dave.

Also, someone's cat was seen walking around on two legs, which we're pretty sure is just a myth.

Stay tuned for more updates, but for now, that's all we know.