It was the night before, the night before... the big party. And we're not talking about just any party. No, no, no. We're talking about THE party. The one where everyone's going to remember you for the rest of their lives.
But, you know, you didn't quite make it. You were running late, as per usual. And when you finally strolled in, it was like you walked into a scene from a bad horror movie.
People were giving you that look. The look that says, "You're so sorry, but you're so sorry." You know, that one. The look that says, "You've disappointed us all, and we're not sure how much longer we can tolerate your presence." Ugh.
But don't worry, friend! The Late Comers Social Club has got your back. Well, not literally, because you're probably still on the couch, wondering where you put your keys. But, you get the idea.
Here's what happened the night before:
Stay tuned for more thrilling tales of tardiness, and don't forget to RSVP for our annual Late Comers' Awards, where we honor the year's most egregious excuses and most impressive feats of forgetfulness!
See you next time, friend! When you're not too busy... ahem
— The Late Comers Social Club