Expert Lateness Tips
Because who needs to be on time, anyway?
Be there, but not really
Make up your own reasons
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Blame it on spaghetti
Just say clock screw
Practice making excuses
Use technology to your advantage
Claim you are running on empty
Blame it on the weather
Make aประก์ quick call to your BFF for excuse validation
Claim you need more sleep
prophets of lateness unite!