Expert Lateness Tips

Because who needs to be on time, anyway?

• Be there, but not really
• Make up your own reasons
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• Blame it on spaghetti
• Just say clock screw
• Practice making excuses
• Use technology to your advantage
• Claim you are running on empty
• Blame it on the weather
• Make aประก์ quick call to your BFF for excuse validation
• Claim you need more sleep

prophets of lateness unite!