"Salty McCracker" was a 5-star general in our esteemed army of roast masters. His sharp tongue was only rivaled by the sharpness of his jawline. He left us with a legacy of 47 perfectly delivered burns.
More on Salty McCracker"Punisher" was known for her ability to make even the most basic burns sound like Shakespearean sonnets. Her rhyming schemes were tighter than a freshly waxed mustache.
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