Latte Art: The Ultimate Frustration Simulator

Warning: this website is not responsible for any emotional trauma, relationship problems, or caffeine addiction caused by excessive latte consumption. You have been warned.

Our Mission

To bring you the most frustrating, yet somehow mesmerizing, latte art experience on the internet.

We use only the finest ingredients, carefully selected to ensure maximum disappointment:

1. Steamed milk that won't froth.
2. Coffee beans that won't roast.
3. A dash of despair.

Our Methods

We use a combination of ancient techniques, modern technology, and sheer, unadulterated rage to create our latte art.

1. We stare at the steaming pitcher for hours, willing the milk to froth.
2. We practice our "piping" skills until our wrists bleed.
3. We sacrifice a few brain cells to the latte gods.