Latte Issues: A Guide to Caffeine-Induced Anarchy
Welcome to Latte Issues, the ultimate guide to surviving the horrors of caffeine dependency.
Common Issues
Too Much Caffeine: The Zombie Apocalypse
- Sudden jitters
- Tremors
- Loss of motor control
- Uncontrollable screaming
Don't worry, it's just your body's natural response to an excessive amount of overload!
Withdrawal Blues: The Dark Side of the Bean
- Insomnia
- Headaches
- Mood swings
- Uncontrollable crying
Don't worry, it's just your body's way of telling you that you need more caffeine!
Less Common Issues
The Caffeine-Induced Time Dilation Effect
- Falling down rabbit holes of productivity
- Forgetting what day it is
- Developing a strange affinity for 80s pop culture
- Starting to think you're a wizard
Don't worry, it's just your brain's way of telling you that it's been lost in thought!
Advanced Issues
The Caffeine-Induced Temporal Paradox
- Falling into infinite loops of cat videos
- Developing a strange sense of déjà vu
- Starting to question the fabric of space-time
- Accidentally summoning an ancient being from another dimension
Don't worry, it's just your brain's way of telling you that you've looped back on yourself!
Stay caffeinated, and stay informed!
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