We're not just a launch platform, we're an emotional release. Tired of being a productive member of society? Want to let it all go? Look no further than Launch Missiles, where our expertly trained staff of highly caffeinated geniuses will launch your stress away with our state-of-the-art, high-velocity projectiles.
Launch Missiles 101: The Basics Launch Missiles Maintenance: The Secret to a Successful Stress Relief